Jan 20, 2009

Paiso Ke Liye Apni Gand Marwai

Jan 20, 2009
Bihar mein patna ke paas ek gaaon hai jis ka naam khagaul hai. Main usi khagaul ka rahne wala hun. Bachpan mein hi mere mata pita chal base the aur mere chacha chachi ne mujhe paal pos kar badaa kiyaa. Paanch saal pahle meri chachi bhi chal basin. Unke marne ke gham mein mere chacha bahut dukhee rahne lage aur unke marne ka sadma bardaast nahin kar paaye aur meri chachi ke marne ke do mahine baad voh bhi sansar se guzar gaye.Mere chacha chachi ke koi aulad nahin thee aur main hi unka akela waris huaa. Us samaya meri aayu lagbhag 20 saal ki thee.Mere chacha ke paas apna makaan thaa jismein hum sab log rahate the. Is makan ke alaawaa unke paas karib bees gatthe zaminbhi thee. Apne chacha ke marne ke baad main us mein kheti karne lagaa aur ab bhi kartaa hoon.Mere makaan ke paas ek general merchant ki dookaan hai.

Mujhe sunne mein aayaa ki us ka maalik use beinch kar bombay jaa rahaa hai. Main ne sonchaa ki agar yeh dookaan mujhe miljaaye to meri kheti ke alaawaa aur bhi aamdanee ho jaayegi. Is liye main ne dookaan ke maalik se baat kee ki main ise khareednaa chaahtaa hoon. Dookaan ke maalik ne pachaas hazaar rupaye maya saamaan ke maange. Mere paas us samay dene ke liye sirf chaalees hazaar rupaye the. Maine dookaandaar se chaalis hazaar rupaye mein beinchane ke liye kahaa par voh taiyaar nahin huaa. Usne kahaa ki tumhein paintaalis hazaar mein de doongaa magar is se kam nahin loongaa. Agar lenaa hai to le lo nahin to main kisi aur se baat karoon.Maine kahaa ki main lene ke liye taiyaar hoon magar ek mahine ka samay pooraa rupye dene ke liye chaahiye. Is par voh taiyaar ho gayaa aur usne kahaa ki agar tum ek mahine mein poore paintaalis hazaar rupaye nahin de do ge to main ise kisee aur ko beinch doongaa.Main samajhtaa thaa ki mere bahut se jaan pahchaan ke log hain un se maangne se mujhe paanch hazaar rupaye jo kam pad rahe the mil jaayenge par koi bhi rupaye dene ko taiyaar nahin huaa.Ittefaq se mujhe ek shaadi mein patna jaanaa padaa. Wahaan ek sethji calcutta se aaye hue the. Sab log unki badi taareef kar rahe the. Kah rahe the ki bade daanee aadmi hain, isee shaadi mein unhon ne ek laakh rupaye diye.Seth ji ke baare mein yeh sab sunkar maine sonchaa ki jab voh itne bhale aur daanee hain to mujhe bhi paanch hazaar rupaye shaayad udhaar de dein.Ek jagah jab voh akele the to main darte darte unke paas gayaa aur unhein apnee pareshaani bataayee. Voh bole tum mere paas yahin pataliputra hotel mein aajaanaa mai tumhein paanch hazaar kyaa das hazaar rupaye de doongaa. Unhon ne kahaa ki shaadi ke alaawaa voh yahaan aur kaam se bhi aaye hain aur kareeb das din yahaan raheinge. Main khushi khushi apne ghar laut aayaa aur doosre din shaam ko unke hotel mein pahunchaa.Seth ji mujhse mile aur mujhe dekh kar bahut khush hue.

Mere liye coca-cola mangaayaa aur mere ghar ke baare mein poonchhne lage. Main man hi man sonch rahaa thaa ki sethji manav ke roop mein devta hain.Phir sethji bole dekho paanch das hazaar mere liye kuchh bhi maane nahin rakhte hain. Meri lakhon rupaye mahine ki aamdani hai. Par mera ek bura shauk hai. Mujhe gaand maarne ki buri aadat pad gaee hai jo mujh se apni gaand marwaataa hai main usi ko hi rupaye detaa hoon. Agar tum mujh se apni gaand marwaalo to main tumhein rupaye dedoongaa.maine sonchaa ki aur koi to rupaye udhaar bhi dene ko taiyaar nahin hai sethji se gaand marwaane se rupaye to mil jaayeinge aur kisee ko pataa bhi nahin chalegaa ki main ne apni gaand marwaaee hai.Maine seth ji se kahaa maan leejiye main apni gaand bhi mawaa loon aur aap rupaye na dein to. Is par sethji bole ki har baar gaand maarne se pahle main tumhein ek hazaar rupaye de doongaa. Sethji ne apnee jeb se ek hazaar rupaye nikaale aur mujhe dikhaa kar bole ki tum aaj hi gaand marwaalo aur yeh rupaye le lo. Kal phir aanaa kal phir tumhaaree gaand maaroonga aur ek hazaar rupaye de doongamaine sethji se kahaa ki main ne aaj tak kisi se gaand nahin marwaaee hai. Magar rupaye ki majboori hai.Seth ji bole tum sonch lo koi zabardasti ki baat to hai nahin. Vaise ghabraane ki koee baat nahin hai main aise tumhaaree gaand maaroongaa ki tumhein koee khaas dard nahin hogaa par pahli baar gaand marwaane mein kuchh dard to hogaa hi.

Maine kahaa sethji laao ek hazaar rupaye aur tum meri gaand aaj hi maar lo.Sethji ne mujhe ek hazaar rupaye de diye aur bole ki ab apne kapde utaar ke nange ho jaao. Maine voh rupaye apni jeb mein rakh liye aur phir apne sab kapde utaar kar nangaa ho gayaa. Sethji ne bhi apne sab kapde utaar diye phir meri gaand mein khoob cream lagaaee aur apne lund par bhi khoob cream poti phir dheere dheere kar ke apnaa lund meri gaand mein poori tarah se ghuser diyaa aur phir meri gaand maarne lage aur haath badhaa kar meraa laudaa bhi pakad kar mera mutth maarne lage jisse mujhe bhi achchhaa lagne lagaa. Thodi der baad voh meri gaand mein khalaas ho gaye. Phir bathroom mein jaakar main ne apni gaand aur lund ko saaf kiyaa aur phir kapde pahan kar jaane lagaa. Sethji bole khaanaa khaa kar jaao. Phir unhon ne khaanaa mangaayaa aur hum donon ne khaanaa khaayaa.Khaanaa khaakar main lautne lagaa to sethji ne poonchhaa ki kal aaoge ki main doosraa intezaam karoon. Maine kahaa mujhe rupaye ki sakht zaroorat hai main zaroor aaoongaa.Doosre din shaam ko main phir gayaa. Sethji mere intazaar mein baithe the. Mujhe dekh kar bole aao aao main tumhaaraa hi intazaar kar rahaa thaa.Sethji phir bole sharaab peete ho.Maine kahaa ki kabhi kabhi.Sethji bole aaj main tumhein aisee sharaab pilaaoongaa jaisee tumne kabhi nahin pee hogee.Phir sethji ne baire ko bulaayaa aur kisi whisky ko laane ke liye kahaa. Bairaa do glass aur ek ek peg whisky aur soda aur pani aur baraf de gayaa. Ek ek peg peene ke baad sethji ne ek ek peg aur mangaayaa. Sethji bole ki sharaab pee kar tumhein gaand marwaane mein zyaadaa mazaa aayegaa.

Sharaab peekar sethji ne mujhe apne paas kheench liyaa aur mera chummaa lene lage. Nashe mein maine bhi sethji ka chummaa liyaa aur sethji ne phir apni dhoti aur underwear utaar diyaa aur mera munh apne laude par rakhne lage. Maine kahaa sethji yeh kyaa kar rahe ho main aapkaa laudaa nahin choosoongaa. Meri aap se sirf gaand marwaane ki baat huee thee aap sirf meri gaand hi maariye.Sethji bole aaj tum meraa laudaa bhi choos lo main tumhein iske liye aur rupaye doongaa aur unhon ne paanch sau rupaye pakada diye. Maine kahaa ki paanch sau rupaye mein main lund nahin choosoongaa. Sethji bole achchhaa iske bhi ek hazaar rupye lelo aur paanch sau rupaye mujhe aur dene lage. Maine sonchaa ki jab gaand hi marwaalee hai to hazaar rupaye mein lund bhi choosne mein kya harjaa hai. Paanch hazaar rupaye jaldi se pure ho jaaeinge.Maine hazaar rupaye le liye aur sethji ka lund choosne lagaa. Sethji ko bhi mazaa aane lagaa aur voh apnaa lund mere munh mein andar baahar karne lage aur thodi der baad mere munh mein hi jhar gaye. Unka veerya jab mere munh mein jharaa to mujhe badi ghin lagee par gareebee jo na karaaye voh thodaa hai.

Phir maine bathroom jaakar apnaa munh achchhi tarah dhoyaa aur phir sethji se poonchhaa ki ab main chaloon?Sethji bole abhi kaise? Abhi to tumhein apni gaand marwaani hai.Maine kahaa theek hai.Sethji ne phir khaanaa mangaayaa aur hum donon ne khaayaa. Uske thodi der baad sethji ne mujhe phir ek hazaar rupaye diye aur mujhse nange hone ke liye kahaa. Rupaye lekar maine apne kapde utaar diye aur nangaa ho gayaa. Phir sethji bhi kapde utaar kar nange ho gaye. Sethji ka lund tab tak phir khadaa ho gayaa tha aur sethji ne tel lagaa kar achchhi tarah meri gaand maaree. Ab mere paas teen hazaar rupaye ho gaye aur sirf do hazaar aur chaahiye the.Jab main chalne lagaa to sethji ne poonchha ki kal phir aaoge na? Maine kahaa abhi do hazaar rupaye ka aur intezaam karnaa hai is liye kal phir aaungaa. Doosre din phir main gayaa. Par us din sethji ne sharaab to pilaayee par lund nahin chuswaayaa. Sethji bole ki agar lund chuswaayaa to tumhaare paanch hazaar poore ho jaayeinge aur tum aanaa band kar do ge.

Main sunkar chup rahaa. Sethji ne khaanaa khaane ke baad meri gaand maaree aur mujhe ek hazaar rupaye de diye. Ab mere paas chaar hazaar rupaye ho gaye. Sethji se maine kaha ki kal phir aaoongaa aur apne ghar laut aayaa.Doosre din jab main gayaa to sethji meraa intazaar kar rahe the. Bole aaj to tumhaare poore paanch hazaar ho jaayeinge. Aao aaj achchhi tarah se khushi manaaein. Sethji ne sharaab mangaaee aur hum donon ne pee. Phir sethji ne mujhe apne paas kheenchaa aur meraa chummaa lene lage phir unhonne apni jeebh mere munh mein ghuser di aur mera lund apne haath mein lekar pakad liyaa aur meraa sarka maarne lage. Mujhe bhi apnaa lund pakdaa diyaa aur sarka maarne ke liye bole. Main bhi unkaa sarka maarne lagaa. Phir sethji ne mera munh apne lund pe rakh diyaa aur choosne ke liye kahaa aur saath hi saath meraa sarka maarte rahe. Main unke haath mein jhar gayaa aur voh mere munh mein.Phir khaanaa khaane ke baad roz ki tarah sethji ne meri gaand maaree aur mujhe do hazaar rupaye de diye. Ab mere paas paanch hazaar ke bajaae chhe hazaar rupaye ho gaye. Rupaye le kar main chalaa aayaa. Sethji ne poonchhaa ki ab kal aaoge ki nahin.

Maine kahaa ki agar aanaa huaa to kal aajaaoongaa.Doosre din mainne general store wale ko paintaalis hazaar rupye de diye aur dookaan ki registry apne naam karaa lee aur dookaan us se leli.Dookaan lene ke baad maine sonchaa ki jab sethji se gaand marwaa hi chukaa hoon to jab tak sethji hain roz gaand marwaane mein nuksaan hi kyaa hai. Yehi sonch kar main doosre din bhi sethji ke paas chalaa gayaa. Sethji mujhe dekh kar bole ki main jaantaa thaa ki tum aaoge. Phir jitne bhi din sethji patna mein rahe main roz unke paas jaa kar apni gaand marwaataa rahaa aur sethji ka lund bhi choostaa raha. Sethji se mujhe karib pandrah hazaar rupaye mile.Sethji calcutta vapas chale gaye aur mujhe apnaa pataa degaye aur meraa pataa legaye. Kah gaye ki agar calcutta aanaa to milnaa aur agar main patna aayaa to phir miloongaa.

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